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Dry Humping:
The Etiquette of Angst

Step 1
Find secluded area.

Step 2
Activate proper mood music.
Step 3
Grab partner by the waist.
Step 4
Press up against clothed body.
Step 5
Grind fabrics profusely.

Step 6
Repeat until fabric is worn through.
Or until parents come home and totally spaz out for reasons that are like so totally unfair.

Whichever comes first.

DO NOT attempt while naked. Defeats the purpose. Plus, it's totally slutty.

Illustrations on this page designed by the insanely talented (and gracious) Chad Diez.