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Teen Angst Translator

B.F.F.

Best friends forever
Ex: Me and TJ and JC have been BFF since last April.

My B-day
My birthday
Ex: This is my worst b-day ever.
O.M.G.
Oh... my... God...
Ex: I saw him! I saw him! OMG!
J.K.
Just kidding
Ex: The new Aha album is so queer. (JK I love them)
D2
Dear Diary
Ex: D2, I hope no one finds this.
K.I.T.
Keep in touch
Ex: Dear Ed, algebra was a blast... KIT!
I.W.T.F.H.
I would totally fuck him
Ex: Page 32 of Tiger Beat has a definite IWTFH
Ugh
I am displeased with this situation
Ex: Ugh, why does no one ever undertsand the inner me?!
Not
I hereby negate my earlier declaration
Ex: I hope mom is not reading this. But if she is, she is so nice and wonderful and never nosey (not).
DNQ
Dearly Not Queerly
Ex: I hung out with Jennifer B. last night. We had so much fun! I love her! (D-N-Q).