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Rated:  Most Mortifying
By: Sr. Mortified
"You can dance if you want to... you can leave your friends behind..." And you did.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: vee levine
that's amazing!! i'd really love to know what year that is. if it's later than 1990 my rating will go up to 5. ;)
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Ed S
Your thumb looks like a nipple. And I'm uncoomfortable with the fact that I looked.
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Wendy
great spirit fingers
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: gridleyman
You know, there are some strip joints in San Francisco and Los Vegas that allow cross-dressing shows like yours!
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: also mortified
I have one that looks a lot like that. My parents love to drag it out for boyfriends. You know they purposely make you take stupid poses in those pictures. I feel your pain
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Damaged
The worst part is the "jazz hands". I'm deeply depply sorry. Do your parents chip in for the therapy?
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: n/a
discusting
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Arab strap
No one doubts her commitment to 'Sparkle Motion.'
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: galeforcewind
Spirit Fingers, girl, SPIRIT FINGERS!!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: 5339
you could be a pom pom!!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: omg
what sucks about this picture is the following: (a) your legs are totally hot (b) your thumb looks like a nipple (c) the outfit is SO 70s!!!!!!!
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: piglet
headbands rock.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: MG
I am currently writing a petition to President Bush to support the manufacture of detached sleeves with tin foil streamers. (To be made by legal American citizens only, natch...)
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: ugh
I have a similar photo! I feel your pain!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: lulu
Doug Henning before *the* operation?
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: jeni-penny
(ring, ring!!) the christmas tree called - it wants its tinsel back.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Freta
Are your feet really that big?
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: chickenhawk
Whatever you assholes! I would have been so jealous of her in 6th grade! I bet you were in the special group of "student leaders" that got to counsel the messed up kids!
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: J
Your hair rocks!
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: torski
I'm sorry, but this is really, really mortifying for so many reasons and I applaud you for having the stones to post this. My best friend in JR High was in dance and I feel your pain. I swear she has at least 10 pics like this, ALL IN THE SAME POSE, in outfits at least this shiny and just as horrible.
I am proud to say that I have never heard the terms "spirit fingers" or "sparkle motion", but I trust that you had lots of both.
I remember that back then panty hose came in one color, ORANGE, that seemed to match no one's skin tone. Looks like someone photoshopped your torso onto someone else's crazy QT-ed legs.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: KG
Man hands like Uma Thurman! It's horrible?!?!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: E
no comment
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: jpeg
"But orange with blue tinseled removable sleeves has always been my monoidiotic favorite."
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: hre
Are those spirit fingers or jazz hands? I wouldn't know, because I spent my spare time in high school smoking behind the dumpsters with all the cool kids!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: mortie
is it normal for a girl that young to have HUGE hands?
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: b3tti3
wow. i can see how much you hated yourself in this moment. nice inkstains on the jazz hands, btw.
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: 2Real
Man hands and a pot belly truely Mortifying
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Uncle Leo
Fame! I'm gonna live forever! errrr. Xanadu!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: N.DeG
JAZZ HANDS!!
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: amanda
she's a cute girl - no man hands or pot belly. what's mortifying is the pose, the "suntan" shade of 'hose' (l'eggs, right? in the egg carton?) and, of course, the streamers. always the streamers.
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: astringofpoloponies
The hands are a little bit strange but it's a nice kid in glizt sleeves.
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: my name is laura
Those are some stellar jazz hands.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: bethany
jazz hands baby..jazz hands...i wlll dance with you anyday of the week!!!!
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: cf
Not so bad
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: blue muffin
I honestly just had a flashback to the creepy spirit fingers guy in "Bring It On". Awww, you look just like him! You have his man-hands!
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Mimi
Awkward!
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