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Title: Baby Boobs

Submitted by: Jen
Rating: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me


Backstory
Most parents want their kids to remain young and cute forever... obviously my father wasn't most parents. No wonder women get complexes about their boobs.

Mortifying Picture

Reader Comments

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Bobbie F
Sure. But does baby got back?

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: R. Berger
Boobalicious. D cup?

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Drewl
Nothing as hot as slobber-coated boobs

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Willard
"Should I have gone one size bigger?"

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Heather
You poor thing! I hope you're okay.

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: JoJo
freak

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Helen's Friend
wow! she's more than 3 times the size of me and already has boobs bigger than me!! :o lol

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: bluenile08
Freud woulda luuuuuved you.

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: 5339
i can't see my feet!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Ivy
Sick!!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: 5339
WOW!i stood up!!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: 5339
WOW!i stood up!!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: nevermind
OMG Your dad is funny! Too cute

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: chance
i think that if you grew up in the south in the early 80's this was something of a requirement photo shoot :P

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Damaged
Hopefully, you've had time to recover. Paging Dr. Freud!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: n/a
thats just sick, I like it mmmmmmm

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Jake Anderson
it is unbelievable such big boobs with a small baby

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: dinesh
ha ha ha..............

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: lol-girl
this would be totally mortifying if u grew up to be almost totally flat-chested!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: subbitz
A self-nursing baby! Such a timesaver for mom!

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: CC
This isn't so bad...

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: nav
is it possible?

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: jeni-penny
why is this even remotely funny?

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Ave
HAHAHAHA

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Eva
Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: TxJeepGirl
.... The funniest thing is that I've a picture of my daughter (somewhere) with balloons in her shirt and her jammie bottoms ... LMAO! Wearing reindeer horns ... we call it Bertha The Bigg Butt Reindeer! (I gotta find that!)

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: me
my nieces do that, too. it's silly and a cute pic.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: me
disturbingly inappropriate

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: Apple
The "baby boobs" photo shoot and the "look, my small child is wearing HUGE sunglasses!" photo shoot are both requirements of childhood.

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: Ekaterinka
One can never escape the evil influence of Barbie....

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Nayira
Whoah.. that Baby Already has tits and bigger then mine :O

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Nayira
........Gross........

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: AC
Are they real?

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: eh.. not that appalachian
I have a similar pic of myself. My dad and uncle thought it was hilarious. Kinda creepy, I guess. But they aren't pervy, so why should this be? Nope. Totally legit.

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: Boobhead
Awesome bOObs

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: astringofpoloponies
Peculiar.

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: FUCKING SCARED
That scares the fucking shit out of me, THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: canndesea
OKKK!

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: JD
Kinda scary, kinda cute. You're totally checking yourself out!!!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: forgiven7x7
what kind of sick sack of *^&%$ are you to post this kind of *#(%&^? Please, someone commit this sick *($# to an institution!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: forgiven7x7
what kind of sick sack of *^&%$ are you to post this kind of *#(%&^? Please, someone commit this sick *($# to an institution!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Miss McMadison
are those really lol

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Miss McMadison
i could have a utility fuck with her and rub my cock in dem tits lol


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