Woe and Tell

 

Title: SuperBort

Submitted by: Bortko
Rating: Seek Therapy


Backstory
In college I moonlighted as a low rent Superhero.

Mortifying Picture

Reader Comments

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Spidermanisbetter
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a... D&D nerd.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: tara
some pit stains would of completed the ensemble.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: bluenile08
"Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air, I never thought I could feel so free-ee-eee...."

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: I DONTKNOW
Ha ha we used beat your kind up in High School. her o or no.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: AndyGram
...but somehow I can't look away.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Jeletten
Is that shirt part of a 2 piece underoos ensemble?

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Captain droll
My +2 Sword of Lightning will surely thwart the demons of loneliness and isolation..

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: mybologna
I never thought I would see it: Weird Al's most mortifying moment!

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: nevermind
You will NEVER get laid

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: poon TANG
that rawks

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: joeyo
I hope you know........you may never hold a public office of ANY kind now.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: moonie
this is pretty awesome

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: gridleyman
A John Lennon look-a-like on acid!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Pica
Poor dear.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: miz
LIGHTNING BOLT!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: pawketaces
Be honest, you touched your thingy with the sword at least once, didn't you?

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: bubbles
Foolish Earth-father, I shall never reveal what happened to the vaseline.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: j*me
In college?!?! Wowza...

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: MG
Sweet tap-dancing Lord. Please tell me you were being ironic. PLEASE.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Ugh
That pic is hilarious!!!!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: JenBen
OMG dude. Why hasn't this picture been burned already?

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: prettyscreams
It's sad when star trek fans are cooler than you.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: the girl
Because it was college. Not 8th grade... college.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: kayla
for real... college??? and i know you still have the whole ensemble and incorporate it into foreplay...

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: LoisLame
Magnificent. You need to submit this to one of those greeting card companies that uses retro pictures and adds their own sarcastic tag line. You'd be a best seller!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: ME
THIS IS THE GREATEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: jeni-penny
fetal alcohol syndrome in action.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: chickenhawk
AWESOME

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: TxJeepGirl
I think that one might be a winner! Old enough to know better, geeky enough to not have the judgment, and sad enough to almost make me feel sorry for ya! Dang! ;)

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: pfisher42
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Rated: Most Mortifying
By: jen
Oh sweetie. You spent a lot of time alone with your thoughts, didn't you?

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Apple
You're not going to save many lives with that particular sword.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Heather
This is beautiful. And mortifying. I love it!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: hre
I think I used to be married to this guy.....

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: URAMEAN1MYSTERGRINCH
By the Power of GRAYSKULL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: H
dude ... why???

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Vic Arpeggio
I didn't know Superman used an offset bread knife to save the world.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Maddierw@yahoo.com
My god, I would so never wear anything like that. It wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't tucked the shirt into gym shorts. Then it would have been just a cheapo halloween costume.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Betsy
I laughed until i cried. I especially like the chubby tummy.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: mandy
this is possibly the most amazing picture ever. congratulations, you are my hero.

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: bruce
was that last week?

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: me
that's hot.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: A New Woman
The worst part is that I would have probably been in love with you. Now THAT'S mortifying.

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: DRFTMNKY
Where were you when I dropped my keys down the eleveator shaft???

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Cat
Hoooly crap. It's like.. a cross between Harry Potter, Superman, and a D&D nerd!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: rckrollradio
for a total nerd, you were pretty ripped ;)

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Yikes
My fav response is Kayla's. B/c she assumes this guy ever even gets to the foreplay stage. Come on! This guy is NEVER getting any. And rckrollradio - ripped? Moobs and a belly, dude.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: amanda
i'm in love and his name is bort. talk nerdy to me, baby!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Druid Princess Thief
You shall defend me, oh, terrifying Lord S.Man, with your Cloak of Strength and your Wall of Tapes...and we shall ride to Level 2 together to search for your new armor, (or at least a pair of pants, fer cryin' out loud!) as you smite teams of Orcs with your mighty, mighty Sword...

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Luke
Holy Moly

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Belladonna
{{hug}} I think you needed that. And since when did Superman have a lightening sword?

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: bacon bit
I think you are darling as a fake superhero. I want to put you in a box.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: jayhole
Where's the dungeons and dragons board hiding?

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: clark
Not as bad as some of the others.

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: littlekitti
you're actually sort of adorable

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: bonsai
I have been laughing for 4 minutes straight. I ADORE the manboobs.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Mimi
This is the funniest thing I've seen on this website thus far. Congrats. The sword is the best part.


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